Trailer Trash: Dear John

Effin' Snow Patrol gets me every time...

This Show is so Good "I Want to Sew my Ass Shut."

From "The Best Burger in NY:"

Ted: Chinese?
Barney: I don't like Chinese.
Ted: Indian?
Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese.
Ted: Indian isn't Chinese.
Barney: Weird meat, funny music, side of rice. Why are we splitting hairs?
Ted: Mexican?
Barney: I just said I don't like Chinese!

The episode made me think of Gertrude.

Hard Knock Life

$118 million dollars later and still dubbed a "disappointment."

Sigh...

Step Aside Megan...

Bad Taste Bears

So today my boss decided to run through the list of the 100 worst movies ever on Rotten Tomatoes.

As we were going through, I started to realize that I've seen a lot of them. A lot a lot. This would probably amount to about 100 hours of pure crap.

It got better when a few of them were projects that I worked on. So more like hundreds of hours spent on swill.

Awesome.

What are the Odds?

Oh wait - 0.04%

@#%@!@#%!@#^!@#^@!^@#$^#@^@!%!

Every season of ANTM I predict two girls who I think might win the competition. In the past I have won (w00t, Whitney!) and sometimes bitterly lost early on (ahem, Jessica of last year).

But never...have I lost BOTH of my picks in the first two rounds. In fact, losing your pick in the first round is hard enough (7.14%). But losing both of your picks in the first two rounds?! Damn near impossible.

I really should go to Vegas...er, or not go.

Eff you Tyra.

Bitch-streets Back, Alright!

I don't watch The Hills. Nor do I plan on watching The Hills but I saw this commercial on the VMAs the other night and it's too awesome to ignore.

Wish it wasn't such shiite quality...