Look Forward to Sleeping With You!

This might only be funny to those who have worked in advertising, but I think it's pretty relevant to all those in the corporate culture.

Ya, that means YOU too, fartknocker.

Cash, Not Charge

Half the male population has nothing to live for anymore since today Jessica Alba announced that she's pregnant. The really funny part of the whole thing is that it's to her no-named, not rich (that we know of) boyfriend who allegedly cheated on her a few months ago. Congrats on "cashing" out!

Note: I guess some girls are devastated too...

Me: are you sad alba is preggers
Female Friend: yes
Me: should have been you huh
FF: yes!

On the 6th Day of Christmas...

...my weekend gave to me:

6th computer reformatting
5 Spice Girls dancing
4 Gladiator matches
3 Capecods
2 Awkward Moments
and a slight cough that I hate bitterly.