Well, not so much. The contrast between my break last year and going back to mundane normalcy each day was way too huge to handle. This year, I barely felt my break at all, so coming back to the daily grind hasn't left a huge gaping hole in my soul...yet.
Hmmm, let's do a little comparison of 2006 break to 2007 break.
Malignant cold? Check. Hawaii? Check.
Warm Sun? Nay. Alcohol? Nay.
And therein lies the problem.
My break was surprisingly sober this year, unless you count that horse pee Heineken Light that I had one night. Nevertheless, there were some fun moments.
Here is my Top 10 list of memorable holiday break instances:
1. Having nightmares because of THIS:
2. Getting all sunblocked out only to walk out of my hotel room to...
3. Attempting to make a "small" gingerbread house, only to come up with a big pile of ...
4. ...which didn't stand.
5. Spending 9 hours driving through the armpits of Southern California only to NOT get a new phone.
6. Getting over nine people to say the phrase "Randy, Salami, Slap" in one night.
7. Legitamitely winning a pt. by getting people to say "locusts," using the phrase "it rhymes with jocusts."
8. RY debuting his new hairstyle, inspired by Cameron Diaz ala Something About Mary...
9. Actually feeling like I was in the top 10% most ghetto at the Chris Brown concert.
10. Spreading the dangers of the ever potent penis fish.
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