Hard Day's Night

I forgot I tried writing in my blog on Friday night (technically, Saturday morning), but when I re-opened this draft it made absolutely no sense (sober) whatsoever. I'm guessing that I jotted most of it down prior to me suffering from third degree heat lamp burns, but after the part where I tried to shower with some of my clothes on. Kick. Ass. Party.

My star sighting list pretty much doubled (until I lost consciousness):

Simon Rex
Kim Smith
Anna Faris
Katherine McPhee
Cameron Crowe
Matthew Perry
Winona Ryder
Nicky Hilton
The "Secret" Bush Guy
Bartender from IKWBL
Brad Greenberg
Jesse Bradford (who actually talked to me)

...and of course, Adam, Rob, Allan and everyone else from the Happy Madison crew.

Note: It took every fiber of self-restraint in my body to not pull out my "jazz" hands while talking to Jesse.

Why So Cool? Redux.

They are doing everything they possibly can to get people hot about this movie.

...and it's totally working.

Look Forward to Sleeping With You!

This might only be funny to those who have worked in advertising, but I think it's pretty relevant to all those in the corporate culture.

Ya, that means YOU too, fartknocker.

Cash, Not Charge

Half the male population has nothing to live for anymore since today Jessica Alba announced that she's pregnant. The really funny part of the whole thing is that it's to her no-named, not rich (that we know of) boyfriend who allegedly cheated on her a few months ago. Congrats on "cashing" out!

Note: I guess some girls are devastated too...

Me: are you sad alba is preggers
Female Friend: yes
Me: should have been you huh
FF: yes!

"Pierces" My Heart

Sigh........................................

We'd be so less fragile
If we're made from metal
And our hearts from iron
And our minds from steel
And if we built an army
Full of tender bodies
Could we love each other
Would we strive to feel

And you want three wishes
One to fly the heavens
One to swim like fishes
And then one you're saving for a rainy day
If your lover ever takes her love away

You say you want to know her like a lover
And undo her damage, she'll be new again
Soon you'll find that if you try to save her
It renews her anger
You will never win

And you want three wishes
You want never bitter
And all delicious
And then one you're saving for a rainy day
If your lover ever takes her love away

You want three wishes
One to fly the heavens
One to swim like fishes
You want never bitter
And all delicious
And a clean conscience
And all it's blisses
You want one true lover with a thousand kisses
You want soft and gentle and never vicious
And then one you're saving for a rainy day
If your lover ever takes her love away



BTW, last week's Gossip Girl was AMAZING. If the above wasn't enough...

Spice Up Your Life!

And so it ends.

I waited so long to comment because I wanted to write a long luxorious review of the concert and how great the girls still are as performers. But honestly, I'm not that eloquent and word can't really describe the visual smorgasboard of what I got to experience. Sooooo, I bid adieu to the fearsome fivesome and thank them for the years of aural pleasure that they have bestowed upon me.

Girl power!

On the 6th Day of Christmas...

...my weekend gave to me:

6th computer reformatting
5 Spice Girls dancing
4 Gladiator matches
3 Capecods
2 Awkward Moments
and a slight cough that I hate bitterly.

Trailer Trash: Speed Racer

GO, SPEED RACER, GO!

Ok, I'll admit I was a skeptic. How the hell were they going to take an old school, super cheesy cartoon and make it look cool. Well, for starters, get the Wachowskis to direct it...problem solved!

It's actually a bit of a travesty to watch this on the crappy YouTube clip I provided below. To get the full effect you probably need to see it onscreen or at least in HD (which you can find on AOL.com). The visuals are simply stunning and I really dug Emile Hirsch as Speed, even though I didn't care for him much before. It borders on camp, but I'm a pretty big fan of camp.

I thought that this summer would be dead in terms of movies but really it's turning out to be the best summer ever! With HP6 planned for next fall, 2008 rules! I'm ready to set up tent in the theater.



Note: No one can rock the wannabe Tootie hairstyle, but Christina Ricci gives it a valiant effort.

Yo! I'll Tell You What I Want...

what I really really want...

...is for it to be Friday. Because on Friday I get to go and see the Spice Girls Reunion concert tour!!! I totally forgot how much I loved them until I started listening to their old CDs and then the euphoria just came rushing back. I also read a positive review of their opening show, in Vancouver I believe, saying how awesome their performance was so now I really can't wait! Add to that the little snippet on the VS Fashion Show yesterday (though, I think they were lip syncing..) and the hype-o-meter is about to explode!

Whoo-hoo, two more days! Re-live the good times with me:

Why So Cool?

I'm jealous.

I'm jealous that this is so freaking cool.


Can't wait for summer............................

OBSESSION...by Calvin Klein.

I'm a little obsessed with Rock Band.

I spent a good 7 hours this weekend playing the damn thing and I don't even own the game. Too bad I uberly suck at it, so it's just wretched noises coming from whatever instrument I happen to be victimizing at the moment.

I blame my crappiness on my utter lack of rhythm. I can't play the stupid concentration/Paddy Cake game without flubbing on the 2nd or 3rd time. I also can't play the King Elephant drinking game (sober) at all. Good thing I was in band for 7 years!

At first I refused but now I really want Guitar Hero III for the Wii. I was going to wait and maybe get a PS3 and the game all at once but now I want the immediate satisfaction without shelling out $500+ dollars. Gahhhhhh, re-stock stupid stores!